Markiplier has been fighting for his life non stop since 2017, but you can tell by the speed of his movements that he is still happy and healthy. When he is done fighting he will simply stop.
You don’t want a parrot- you want domestic pigeons. Quieter, friendlier, untraumatized by mere human existence, less likely to remove a finger, can find their own way home if they get out, thousands of years of domestication in your favor, did I mention quieter?
Congrats to Van Helsing for being genre savvy and getting rid of the doors lest they should shut creepily behind his back and trigger an autosave :D
That was the FUNNIEST THING like “doors can’t lock behind me if there are no doors.” Just pause at the creepy vampire castle to physically remove the doors like he’s in Minecraft. Breaking and Entering taken up to the next level. I applaud you sir.
Dracula getting home late tomorrow like: they took my fuckin door. Can’t have shit in Transylvania!
